Wednesday, February 10, 2010

A Few Funnies

Sorry about the vacation from blogging....

Charlie is talking up a storm. He started talking about 4 months ago and has not stopped! Here's a few of his latest funny conversations...

Me: we are going to go home to Charlie's house.
Charlie: Nooo!!!
Me: Well, where else do you want to go?
Charlie: Abbie's house (friends from church)
Me: I don't think Abbie is home, we have to go to Charlie's house....(An excuse cause it was almost nap time)
Charlie: Go to Sophie's house! (another church friend)
Me: No, I think Sophie is napping (Another excuse)
Charlie: Paige's house?

I couldn't help but laugh cause he lists of all these friends he wants to play with....silly kid



As I was loading the dishwasher, Steve was talking to me and Charlie proceeded to take a dirty diaper off the counter (one that was meant for the dumpster) and opened it up (Eeeww!!)

Steve: Oh sick! Don't do that! (takes diaper away) Honey, wash his hands!
Me: (Wiping his hands)
Steve: No, I mean with soap and water, he was touching the turd!
Charlie: I touching a turd!!!
(Laughter)(Laughter)



At the post office, an old women, probably about 90, hunched over walking to her car got in and pulled away...

Charlie: See ya Great Grandma!